Why did you make this?

We made one out of a dog toy and a carrot one day and our team lost their minds over it. So we did it for real.

Is it…legit?

You bet. It’s a custom-molded silicone-body bong with a glass bowl and downstem. The squeaker is the same type used in standard squeaky chickens.

So it really squeaks?

Hell yeah, on every rip. Want one?

Don’t bongs use water?

Not always, but The Original Fried Chicken Pipe didn’t sound good.